I really, really suck at New Super Mario Bros. Wii

So I’ve never beaten the first dungeon / castle in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. That’s right, I’ve never seen anything beyond the first world. I find it frustratingly difficult, and to date it (and Super Mario Bros 3 in which I’ve also never passed the first world) is the only game that makes me want to toss controllers around the room. After the first couple of lives I waste in the dungeon my palms start to sweat and I start to make the same mistakes over and over again. What frustrates me is the most important part of the game is jumping, something that should be so simple and yet I can’t master it. Again and again I plunge Mario into the lava. I haven’t played New Super Mario Bros. Wii in about 4 months and tonight I thought I’d give it another shot. As you can see in the video below I made it no further than I ever have. I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to master Mario.


One comment

  1. orangerful · November 24, 2013

    Aw! I guess platformers are not your thing. At least you’re willing to give them a try every now and then! I played Mario 3 so much that I swear I have muscle memory for it still and when I bought it for my DS, I was able to find every warp whistle still.

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